Democrat Escape Plan

I'm hearing a lot of talk (mostly joking... mostly) about Democrats moving to New Zealand if this country shows us once again that rational thinkers are in the minority. I realized today that we have a much better option, though; an option that we can all move to without any difficulty establishing residence: Alaska [PDF].

Why Alaska? I can think of a few reasons:

• They're way more socialist than any other state, in that they take corporate profits and distribue them to the people. I hear we Dems like socialist programs.
• There's already a movement for Alaska to secede from the United States, and it has been endorsed by their current governor.
• If we lose, that crazy governor won't be there anymore, so we don't have to worry so much about her crazier policies.

So, should the country show us once again that they are against everything we stand for, who's with me?